Q is for Quick

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Since these have been circling facebook, I knew it was inevitable that I would eventually be tagged. 

So, here you have it. Straight from my facebook notes; 25, well, 28, quick and random facts about me. 

1. My initials spell my name phonetically. When I got married I dropped Leigh (even though I loved it) to make my maiden name my middle name. My initials went from ALM to AME

2. I have had a pet turtle, Mr. Peepers, for at least five years.

3. I have always been looked at as the “wild child” of my family but it’s just because I tell all of my business. I think my sister or brother could have given me a run for my money but they are much more secretive about their meanderings.

4. I can flip my eyelids inside out. 

5. My dream job would be working in a salon doing hair and nails aaaaall day long. I never even mentioned going to cosmetology school to my parents because I was afraid they would think I was crazy for not wanting to go college.

6. I loved every minute of undergrad and I am pretty sure I wouldn’t change anything I did if I had to do it over again. 

7. Graduate school kinda sucked. 

8. The only thing I ever wanted to do with my life, besides hair and nails, was to be a mom. Unfortunately there is not an undergraduate degree for Mommy-ship, so I went into teaching. 

9. One reason why I wanted to get married was because I was surrounded with the strong marriages of my mom and dad, sister and Nathan, and brother and Jessica.

10. More than anything in the world I would love to be a mom. I am terrified of this because I don’t think there is any way possible I could be as good of a mom as my mother or my sister. 

11. Even though I know it probably will eventually happen; I can’t imagine loving any child more than I love my nephews Sam and Joel. 

12. I think the US should think more like Sweden on maternity leave--16 mos. paid leave per child. 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maternity_leave

13. I once sprained my ankle because I was excited about eating a sausage sandwich, and it was a very bad sprain.

14. I broke my nose in dance class after my girl Joanie asked me to skip it so we could hang out.

15. We have had all our baby names picked out since before Tyler and I were married. Who knows if we will ever use them. . . 

16. I have never had a speeding ticket, or even been pulled over ::::knocks on wood::::

17. I never went camping or would have considered myself “outdoorsy” until I started hanging out with Tyler…Now I can’t imagine my life without camping, fishing, peeing in the woods, swimming in rivers, etc.

18. I think homeschooling could be either the best/worst-service/disservice you could ever do for your child.

19. I believe in public education and it’s not just because our kids will go to the school where “Grandma” is the principal. 

20. I have only passed out once in my life. It was while I was checking out at the gyno’s office…I told the clerk that I thought I was going to be sick. I passed out and hit my head on the wall. My gyno made me go get a CT scan to make sure I was ok. They still use the wicker trashcan I smashed when I landed. They also still joke about it when I come in.

21. I could live anywhere in the world with Tyler…as long as my parents and sister moved there too. 

22. I have four tattoos. My most recent is on my back and has rhododendrons and says “Montani Semper Liberi”. Said tattoo is still unfinished. When Kevin (tattoo artist) finished the lettering, he said, “Hey, what is the ‘Montani Sepmer LIBRARY’ anyway?” I panicked for a hot sec, but then I realized he was just messin’ with me. 

23. I think that going to “Lick Run Tavern” with Melissa was a defining moment in my life.

24. Tyler and I have lots of nicknames for eachother, but most of the time I call him Borg and he calls me Sasquatch.

25. I met my husband through facebook by clicking on five random people I didn’t know in my college's network, Tyler was the sixth. At the time, we had no mutual friends.

26. I have two "pretend" sisters-in-law, Sarah and Erin. They are pretend because we aren't really related but we act like we are. Sarah is my bil Nathan's little sister and Erin is my sil Jessica's little sister.

27. When I need sisterly advice without the tattling to my mom, I go to Sarah for everything. Mary Ann and I have a very hard time keeping secrets from each other and our mom...Sarah can keep a secret from both of them. . . MA and MOMMY, don't you dare push Sarah for info about my secrets!!! Haha...

28. When I was in 7th grade I was at a sleepover and a girl there was being mean to me, I called Sarah crying and she put the fear of God in that poor girl's heart.

There you have it. 28 quick random factoids about yours truly. Thanks for reading!

P is for Play Day

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Well, in my sweet little county, we had a snow day today!!! So, knowing that I was on P for my alphabet blogging...so I set out to have a day full of P's. But not peas, I don't like peas.

First...I started my morning by pretending.

I woke up at my normal time; about 5:35 to start my morning. The weather people were calling for snow, so I went to my laptop to see if my county had a delay or if they were closed. Lo and behold, we were closed!!! Halle-freaking-lujah! I tried to climb back in bed with the boy, but I couldn't sleep and I was squirmy and coughy, and he wakes up about an hour and a half after me, so I decided to get out of bed. I thought it would be fun to pretend to be a stay-at-home-wife so I tidied the house a little, washed dishes from the night before, and made hubs cheesy eggs and ham, bacon, and toast. It was fun pretending, then he went to work and I was bored.

Next, I decided to give myself a little pedicure. I soaked my feet, trimmed my cuticles, buffed my nails, the whole nine yards. Finally, I painted my pigs OPI's French Chambord-Tini. I won this nail polish at the same WWW where I won my massage gift certificate!

Around 10AM I decided to go to my Mama's house...I think that's one of the good things about living in a one mile radius from your mom and sister; even on snow days you can still hang out with the girls, and boys! My dad drove up to pick up my sister and her boys to bring them down because of the crappy roads. I walked over to my mom's house and began my play day.

My mom and sister made me drive out to pick up the pizza and Sam was excited for his pizza. Joelie ate tons and TONS of pizza, but somehow, I didn't have many picture of him and then he was onto his nap.

Later, Sam and I decided to make peanut-butter kiss cookies! He is starting to be a help in the kitchen! He even unwrapped the kisses for the cookies. Here is a picture of Sam eating another cookie while we were making the other cookies...he has quite the sweet tooth.
Later, Sam wanted to get in bed to "play". I pretended to be asleep and he laid down beside me...then he was concerned about where my feet went. He went under the covers to find my feet and decided he wanted to stay under the sheets. He looked up at me and said, "Amy. AMY. This is so fun!"
After Joelie woke up from his nap, he of course had to have a cookie, but not the peanut butter kind, apparently babies shouldn't eat peanut butter until they are two. It's such a good thing my sister knows everything to know about pregnancy, being a mom, what kids can eat because I am sure I will be totally clueless when it comes to that stuff. My mom was making pinto beans for dinner and Sam said he wanted some. She set some out on a plate so they could cool down for him, he never got to those pinto beans because Joel ate them. Joel who doesn't like to eat anything if it isn't sweet or pizza.
Joel and Sam ended our play day by playing the piano together. I promise they are not really dirty, they just had about fifty a couple Hershey kisses. The temperature has warmed up a little here but it is still icy. I am hoping for another snow day tomorrow, but I am not quite sure I could come up with a day full of "q" activities. Oh well!

O is for Old and Older

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Well, not really just Old, but Old Crow Medicine Show. And older is for me.

On January 13, 2009, I turned a quarter-century old. Bleh. It's not that I feel like that is old, but it is older and I really enjoyed 24. We celebrated our one-year anniversary, bought our first home, bought a new car and had many other mini-milestones thrown in here and there. I guess it's just an unavoidable part of life, but I did get a little bit older this year.

So, for my birthday, my brother called and asked if I would like to come up for a visit to see one of my favorite bands!!! Well, there is no better way to celebrate getting older than having a little fun with my family! I love my brother and sister-in-law so much and we hardly get to see them, so this was the perfect opportunity.

My college roommate Laura turned me onto OCMS, I turned my brother onto them, then I met hubs and turned him onto them, I am sure my brother turned my sil onto them too..so this has been a long time coming. This is what I looked like when I saw them over three years ago.

Not much has changed except that I have stopped wearing cut-up and tied together tee shirts; well, for the most part. We just happened to meet those two boys at the show and I still talk to Jason. . . guess there are some cosmic connections that will just go unbroken.
Anyway, we are very excited to see them and hopefully I will have a new pic to post!

N is for Nosebleed

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Seriously, what is going on with all these nosebleeds in Lost???

Luckily lostpedia.com has some insight here...

and for those of you that don't watch lost...sorry, I am obsessed with enjoy it.

M is for Massage

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Um. Massage. Oh, how I love thee.

Unfortunately, I did not have a fabulous experience two nights ago.

I had a massage Monday night, my first professional one in at least a year and it was less than stellar to say the least. I have decided to outline the high and low points of this massage;

word to ya mother;
1. it was relaxing
2. it was quiet
3. it was dark
4. I could sum up numbers 1-3 by saying the atmosphere was perfect, but I am trying to give him a little more help than he deserved.
5. It was warm, nice and cozy while it was about 17 degrees outside

bites a big one;
1. he spoke very softly, I could barely hear him talk
2. the music was too loud. I mean, it may be relaxing to lay in a rain forest while fairies dance around playing the pan flute, but not when they are playing the pan flute and ungodly decibels.
3. he gave me for-ev-er to get undressed. as he could probably see, I was only wearing jeans and a long-sleeved shirt, I already took off my jacket, scarf, and mittens...I was left alone long enough to take off a lace-up wedding gown with a full corset, garter belt, and thigh-highs. . .
4. when I asked him what he would prefer I do with my hair he said he would like me to put it up...he asked if I had a hair thing, I told him I did, he left for another 5 minutes so I could put my hair in a ponytail.
5. he rubbed me with the intensity of an 82-year-old lady, and not a strong 82-year-old lady; the frail kind.
6. he only rubbed my legs to about 5 inches above my knees
7. he tickled my feet when he rubbed them. and not in a good way.

I guess it wasn't all that bad, I had a gift certificate I won from a Working Women's Wednesday so I didn't pay much for the massage and it was relaxing, for the most part. I would have expected it if I went to a student, not a massage therapist at a pretty upscale salon in my town.

But I have ridiculously high standards due to my previous massage therapist that righted all the wrongs in my world when I saw him. He worked out every single knot, kink, any little thing, he fixed. And, he didn't tickle my feet when he did my reflexology. But he has moved onto bigger and better things and no longer massages, even though now, after a craptastic massage, all I can think about is how good I felt when he worked on my back. Ugh. Maybe I can get him to come out of 'retirement'?

On my way out, Mr. Craptastic informed me of all the knots that I had in my body. I wanted to ask him why he didn't get them out, but instead I just simply said, "uh huh". He then wondered why I had so many knots, I let him know that I am a teacher that only teaches girls between the ages of 10-12. He thought that could be the source of stress on my body...ya think?!?!

After paying and begrudgingly giving him a nice tip he asked if I wanted to go ahead and schedule my next massage...

"no thanks you suck, I'll just call when I'm ready..."




L is for Lingerie

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Main Entry: lin·ge·rie
Pronunciation: \ˌlän-jə-ˈrā, ˌläⁿ-zhə-, -ˈrē; ˈlaⁿ-zhə-(ˌ)rē, ˈlän-jə-, ˈläⁿ-zhə-, -ˌrā\
Function: noun
Etymology:
French, from Middle French, from linge linen, from Latin lineus made of linen — more at line
Date: 1835

1 : linen articles or garments


2: women's intimate apparel

Remember, it's that stuff you got at your bachelorette party but stuffed in the back of your drawer or traded out for your husband's over-sized tee?

Wait?! You didn't do that?
Oh, well, it's that stuff I gave up on a long time ago.

It's not that I didn't appreciate my gifts, because I did, and they were beautiful. It's not even that it doesn't fit me anymore, because it does, probably better now than when I was married. . . but I just get so dag-on cold when I put it on.

Needless to say, husband loves it. He is a boy and what boy wouldn't love to see the wife they love and adore in something beautiful? Ok, I added the love and adore part . . .

So the solution? Enter my best friend. It just so happens that she is also the world's best photographer. Maybe she hasn't won that particular award yet, but if there was one, she would definitely be in the running. Anyway, she takes all sorts of lovely pictures, she took my sister's family pictures and she took my girlfriend's headshots, and another friend's engagement pictures. She has weddings booked all throughout next summer, SOMEBODY IS EVEN PAYING TO TAKE HER TO MEXICO FOR A DESTINATION WEDDING!!! Homegirl is up and coming!

But she has never taken boudoir shots. Well, unless you count those risque photos from 11th grade. . . Needless to say, in her quest for all things perfect, she needed to tackle the bedroom. Me, being an incredibly spunky, more comfortable sans clothing, kinda girl, I jumped at the chance. And of course, I felt it was my civic duty to help my friend. Emily got four of our friends, rented a hotel room, and got to shootin! We all came at separate times to make us comfortable and it was just like I was hanging out with a friend. Now, I must say, Emily is one of my nearest and dearests so I would be comfortable with her in clothes, out of clothes, standing on my head...you get the picture. However, I talked to another boudoir chica that was not really great friends with Emily and all she could say was how comfortable she made her feel , blah blah blah...If you haven't gotten the moral of this message...it's that Emily takes great pictures and makes people feel great about themselves while doing it. The only stipulation I gave Em was that she used PhotoShop liberally on my cellulite and any other nasty area of my body.
Yesterday she sent me three "teaser" photos via facebook to let me know how they turned out. . . They looked great but my sister freaked me out about having a pic up here so I took it down. . . maybe one day I'll put one up. 

K is for King

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"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.' "

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

I think he would be proud of our progress.


J is for Jump on it. . .

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This past weekend, husband and I were able to see one of our favorite bands play at a local bar here. We always love to see them whenever we can, but especially when they play so close to home. I became familiar with them when I was living in my college town through my best friend Melissa. 
One of their songs is entitled "Jump On It" and is basically about a redneck family spending their money on a trampoline instead of something more useful. They are incredibly high-energy and it pumps us up anytime we can see them. 
I couldn't find a video of "Jump On It" so this is their biggest hit so far, "Big City Hillbilly". This was recorded @ Sunshine Daydreams, the first place I ever saw them. Enjoy!


I is for Inauguration

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Well, well, well, I can't believe it, but it's time for a new president!

I am not going to spend my time bashing GWB because I am sure you could find about 1,000,000 other blogs that are doing that at this time.

I am however excited to ring in the new year with a new president!

I have now, officially voted in two presidential elections and I tell ya, I just get so stinkin excited.

I used to work for our county here and elections were always a ton of fun...some people hated them but I loved em! We would be up until well after midnight sorting out ballot boxes and being all kinds of official. . .

Anyway, I always love elections, I don't think I have ever missed an voting in my county, even while I was away at college. . . ahh, the benefits of having an INCREDIBLY political grandmother. . .

This election is different for me now though because of my current employment. I teach at a predominately black school (yes, we call them black because that's what they call themselves, many of them didn't come from Africa, and that's what they told me to call them!) and we as a school are amazed at the progress our country has made in the past 100 years. I am looking forward to celebrating the inauguration, not only for me, but with my students as well. We are looking forward to a new era and even more progress.

So as jenny would say. . . Obamanos!!!

H is for Happy Place

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If there is one place in the world I am the happiest,

it's when I'm cooking on a propane stove,


eating breakfast with some of my closest friends and family,


Making the world's best pizza sandwiches over a campfire,

Or on top of a mountain peeking over the edge.

My happy place is on the river or in the mountains, but away from society with hubs and my nearest and dearests; I wish my mom and sister would come with us.

Negative degree weather is making me not so happy. I want my happy place back.



G is for Girls

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As some of you know, I am a teacher. I love my job even though it is far out of my comfort zone.
I teach at an inner-city school where I share the title of "token white girl" with only one other student. It is a year-round school that utilizes split-gender teaching in the upper elementary grades, I teach 10-12 year old girls.
I also tutor some of my girls after school. Today when they were getting ready to go home, one of my students bundled up in a white scarf, toboggan (that's what we call beanies here...), and gloves. This is the conversation between the students; Initials used to protect anonymity.

S: You look white.
N: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: Yeah, what IS that supposed to mean? Are you racist? (jokingly, of course)
S: No, I just mean cuz she wearin all white stuff.
Me: Good, I was hoping you wouldn't say things like that.
Z: (S's twin sister) Nah, Mrs. E, you black.
Me: do what???
Z: I mean, you're one of us. you black.

Sometimes these girls make me crazier than I don't know what, sometimes they make me laugh so hard I wanna pee my pants, but all the time I love em!!!

We have a program we get on in school that is like a mini-myspace. It's private and only my classroom can chat with each-other and nobody can see their profile unless they have a login from me. One of my students once posted the words, "I gotta donk" on her page...not quite sure what she meant by "donk" I asked her about it...
Here is a convo from earlier in the year;

Me: Uhem, what does that page say?
Student: 'I gotta donk'
Me: Yes, I can read that, I mean, what do you mean by that?
Student: Oh, ya know, badonkadonk, liiiiike, a bootie.
Me: Oh, I see.
Student: You could put that on your page ya know
Me: I could what?
Student: You gotta donk too, you gotta a black girl bootie.
Me: Um, am I supposed to say thanks?
Student: Well, it is a compliment for a white girl to have a black girl's bootie.
Me: Thanks, then.

Like I said, they may not always be the most appropriate, but I love those crazy ladies!!!

F is for Floor

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Look what hubs did on Saturday!!!





He took our hainus faux brick kitchen floor from this. . .



To this. . .

Thanks hubs, you rox it on the realz.


E is for Excited

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I'm excited.
It's my birthday.
Fancy dinner w. hubs.
Presents from family.
Cookie Cake with the gang.
I do what I want.

D is for DEALS!!!

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Ok. Here it goes.


My name is Amy and I am addicted to deals.



I can't help it. I think I am missing the gene that allows people to pay retail for things.



Anyway, as I posted before here, we have a new bed. This bed was a small source of controversy in our marriage for a hot sec. See, husband didn't think we needed a new bed; we didn't have any king-sized bed linens, ok, he didn't supply that reason, but I think it goes along with my post. Anyway, I found this superb deal. Like, the biggest deal EVER.

I saw this beautiful king-sized 24 piece Martha Stewart bedroom set at Macy's and fell in love. When I called hubs to ask if he thought I should get it, he said OF COURSE NOT! WE DON'T EVEN HAVE A KING-SIZED bed yet!!! ok, he probably didn't yell that much...but for sake of argument. . . So, being the fabulous wife I am, I consulted my mom and sister and bought it anyway.

Fast forward a week and we bought a king-sized bed! Then guess who was smiling when I put all the finishing touches on the bed??? That's right, Mr. Hubs.

So how much did this lovely bed set cost me? This bed set complete with a bed skirt, comforter, sheet set, four shams, two decorative pillows, curtains, valances, and something else that I can't remember right now....This particular package retailed for a measly $600.00, but how much did I pay for it???








a whopping $67.71!!! Can you believe it? It's beautiful and comfortable, and perfect!!

Another deal that I will share when I get to F is the beautiful kitchen floor hubs and I just put in for less than $100...oh, how I love a deal!

C is for Closet

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Yikes. It shouldn't be called closet, it should be called our top secret hiding place.


Behind the crappy, seldom working doors of my old closet was all of my dirty laundry. literally. We gave the term "skeletons in the closet" a whole new meaning. It was rough. Stuff was everywhere, unorganized, an overflowing mess. When company was coming over, just shove the clothes piled on our bedroom floor into the closet and PRAY that nobody opens it.

Anyway, stuff was outta hand and given the fact that we have a beautiful new bed, we needed a beautiful new closet. So, I bought one of those nifty organizers for about $100. @ our Lowe's.


We painted the inside of the closet Rosemary Green to match our bedspread.



Hubs installed it and I got to work organizing it. I picked up some baskets @ Homegoods and we are good to go...


Now, if only I can keep it looking this nice forever!

B is for Bed

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and what a bed it is.

After a few weeks of debating, harassing family members, begging husband, calculating costs...we are the proud owners of a new bed.



See, my old bed was fine. Actually, I love my old bed, but it was small...very small. It was a gift from my grandmother or aunt when I was moving into my first apartment. While I lived in my college town it served me very well. Plenty of space for one, comfortably firm, a bed of pillowy-top perfection...until we moved into our house. My seemingly comfortable full-sized bed transformed our happy home into a constant nighttime argument...Normally something like this;

husband: MOVE OVER TO YOUR SIDE OF THE BED!

me: if I move over anymore I will fall off the edge

husband: That's impossible because I am on the absolute edge of the bed and you
have at least two feet on the other side of you.

me: hmph.

husband: I will go sleep in another room if you don't scoot over.

And sometimes he would and sometimes he wouldn't. Anyway, we needed more space.


We found a mattress that we loved very quickly, but we wanted to be sure we loved this mattress so we shopped around. We had a lady look at us like we were crazy because we wanted to spend LESS than $1,000.00 and someone told us that we should spend as much money on it as we could because it would be a lifetime investment. We decided that our first mattress was the best bet, so we went to our local Sam's Club and picked it up! It was about $860.00 for the mattress, box spring, and the universal bed frame! And the best part is, it is the MOST comfortable bed I have ever slept on!




Sure it takes up most of the space in our bedroom...but what else do you REALLY need in a bedroom?? We still have our dresser, chest of drawers, and our nightstands, so I think it is a nice fit!

FYI

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FYI--

I haven't forgotten to post my ABC blogging...

but I can't find my camera cord...

I have about 3 posts stockpiled but I am waiting until I have pictures to go with them...

so stay tuned. 

A is for At Work

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Well, since I am becoming a dedicated blogger...AND because I can already think of letters A-D; I am going to try yet another 26 days/26 letters type of postings. Now, I don't want you to get all excited and check in on me everyday, because fact of the matter is, I'm probably not going to be able to post every single day. But my loyal 2 or 3 readers out there will certainly understand.

Ok.

A is for AT work....
yes, I am back at work. As a school teacher there are a few breaks that I look forward to throughout the year. However, I have an added bonus. I teach at a year-round school. For those of you not in the educational world, that means we go to school for nine weeks and then have a 3 week break in between nine week sessions. Yes, that means I work over the summer, gasp, but it really is NBD.

Anyhoo...I had the best break ever. I will probably post more about it later, ya know, as the letters in the alphabet come up...but needless to say, I wasn't ready for my break to be over. I love my students, most of the time, and they are, for the most part, good kids, but they are not my family. I had such a good time hanging out with my family over break. Especially my sister and her boys. She always looks forward to my breaks so we can run around together and I totally miss it! I also really miss the fact that her boys take naps in the afternoon. I am finding myself increasingly more jealous of my little nephews because I am seriously draaaaaaaaaagging right now! We hung out in the morning Christmas shopping and stuff, the boys fell asleep in the car on the way home, we carried them to their beds, then I would go to my own house and take a nap as well!

I am however happy to be back at work because I will start eating better again. I mostly pack a lunch at work but got pretty used to eating fast food everyday during break! Let's see...only 44 more school days until spring break . . .

I wonder if I could talk my principal into letting fifth graders take naps after lunch???

resolutions.

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I suppose it would be easy for me to repeat the same resolutions I have had for years. I could be like eeeeeeeverybody else and say that I want to lose weight or work out more, but I will spare you the details. For some reason, recently I am less concerned with the number on the scale and more concerned about how my clothes fit or how I look in the mirror. 

Fact is, I do want to lose weight, I do want to work out more (Zumba!), I do want to be healthier; but I don't want to work at it. Quite the predicament, huh? Oh well, I suppose I will try harder this year, and since I recently took up 'salads', I can try to eat healthier. 

But what I really want, more than anything, is to get organized! I recently (December 31 to be exact) donated 5 bags of clothes to Goodwill and could probably donate about another 500. Husband and I have decided to get a bigger bed so we have cleaned and painted our current room, moved into another room in our house, but are only slowly working on getting a bigger bed. Today however, I decided that I want a new closet to go with my new bed. One of those cool metal wire organized closets. We will see, if I ever get around to purchasing one I will be sure to post before and afters. 

Maybe I will stick to at least one resolution this year. 

Crap, I better make one that will be easier to stick with...hmmmmm, I resolve to constantly think I have the best nephews in the world. 

Sweet. Now I can check off one resolution that I can unconditionally keep the whole year long!!!